Chicago O'Hare is a cursed airport.
We board the plane.
Half an hour later we're still not moving.
Finally, the captain: "Errr... We have a problem with the computer. We need to fix it. I'll keep you updated in 20mn."
20mn later.
The captain, clearly very embarrassed: "Errr... Soooo... Actually while looking at the computer they found some bolts falling off the tail of the plane.
You'll have to deplane while they fix this too or find another plane."
The Human Capybara
@aSweetGentleman@mstdn.social
