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Jeff @box464@mastodon.social
10mo
I didn’t want to jinx it, but I believe the great peacock invasion of 2025 is over.

Yesterday, I sprayed him down with water, and with an enraged honk, he left to dry off somewhere.

He has not returned. We have two very uncolorful feathers left behind.

And a ton of literal 💩to clean up.
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Jeff @box464@mastodon.social
10mo
He’s back. And scared me to death.

Taking Maddie out for her final lap of the night when I spot this thing hunched on the deck railing - long neck drooping down like some nightmare gargoyle. Asleep.

I startled it awake and got a full-volume demon shriek.

Why is this bird still here.
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🪨 @Varpie@peculiar.florist
10mo
@box464 Because it isn't Thanksgiving yet? ​:meow_hungry:​
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