Me: "Oh, cheap replacement motherboards for my old Lenovo Ideapad G50-45 with better APU than the renamed E2-3800 mine has."
Tries to unscrew and open the laptop case
Ah, yes, it's one of those. You know, the laptops which, even when you've unscrewed everything and try with plastic tools to open it as gently as you can still have this unreachable point inside right in the middle which is more resistant than the rest of the casing, and gives you the impression that if you ever force it, you're going to break the whole laptop.