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jonny (nonvenomous) @jonny@neuromatch.social
2y
What in the entire earth and more importantly why any of this
poster in some apartment building NOTICE FROM LANDLORD as you know I place fresh berries in the Berry bowl each morning for your enjoyment (image of gross looking berries on a shelf) well did you know I use an AI camera to track who takes which fruit (images of people taking berries with the number of berries) last month rankings: most blueberries- Devon (56 blueberries) most grapes - Shannon (23 grapes) most plums - Omar (27 plums) most strawberry - Chris t (9) no ones in trouble, I just thought it would be fun to let everyone know this ranking I use the data to know which berries to buy. Its fine for me to do this if you live in my building I can use your data
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jonny (nonvenomous) @jonny@neuromatch.social
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The thing IoT has done is provide a means for petty tyrants like landlords to concoct new and increasingly inexplicable ways to violate other peoples privacy for no reason
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Océane @oceane@peculiar.florist
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@jonny LMAO this looks like hamster petting
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jonny (nonvenomous) @jonny@neuromatch.social
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@oceane
Fearfully searching "hamster petting"
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Océane @oceane@peculiar.florist
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@jonny

- Who's a good squirrel?
- *Makes fluffy rodent noises*
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