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Chris Hallbeck
@Chrishallbeck
@mastodon.social
2y
Coffee.
#comics
#webcomics
#funny
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@Varpie
@peculiar.florist
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@Chrishallbeck
Frogs drink through their skin?
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Chris Hallbeck
@Chrishallbeck
@mastodon.social
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@Varpie
Yep!
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![Person: Did you see the numbers on the marketing spreadsheet for—
Business Frog: Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee!
[Business Frog jumps into a mug of coffee.]
[They are completely submerged.]
[Business Frog peeks their head out of the mug. They have wild looking eyes.]
Business Frog: okayyoucantalktomenowaboutallthenumbersicanseeeverythingsoclearlynowitallmakessomuchmoresensethiswaythenumbersaremyfriendandtheyarebeautifulandmakemehappyletstalkabouthenumbersalldayeverydaydidyouknowthatimdrinkingthroughmyskinisitweirdthatihadtotakemypantsofftohavecoffeeitskindaf](https://peculiar.florist/files/005612ce-afc1-47b1-8fa2-afb9ba93e4f4 "Person: Did you see the numbers on the marketing spreadsheet for—
Business Frog: Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee!
[Business Frog jumps into a mug of coffee.]
[They are completely submerged.]
[Business Frog peeks their head out of the mug. They have wild looking eyes.]
Business Frog: okayyoucantalktomenowaboutallthenumbersicanseeeverythingsoclearlynowitallmakessomuchmoresensethiswaythenumbersaremyfriendandtheyarebeautifulandmakemehappyletstalkabouthenumbersalldayeverydaydidyouknowthatimdrinkingthroughmyskinisitweirdthatihadtotakemypantsofftohavecoffeeitskindaf")
