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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
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CHRISTIANS AGAINST SATELLITES The negative impact of artificial satellites and space debris orbiting the earth: Satellites interfere with our ability to effectively communicate with God. Prayers often collide with satellites and are deflected or destroyed upon impact. Satan uses satellites to intercept and alter prayers before they reach God, resulting in disastrous consequences. Satellites block God's ability to watch us. Satellites interfere with the flight paths of angels. Continued proliferation of satellites causes navigational issues for Jesus and further delays his return to earth.
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Tournesol 🌻 @tournesol@peculiar.florist
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat can't He uses google maps like any of us ​:meow_nervous_sweat:​
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