Like, I told y'all already, when my friends ask about Mastodon now, I just tell them "you're too old for forum games."
Dunno what else to tell you. Nobody in my real life; not academics, not activists and antifascists, not my friends and family, is signing up for this.
I honestly CANNOT recommend this shitshow to serious people. I just can't. There's so much shit wrong here it's actually hard to explain to someone who hasn't been out on the fedi the past 6 months.
"Well you either join the giant servers that are piss poorly moderated and barely function during peak usage hours, or you join a small server were a narcissistic 40 something Welsh woman with the brain of a Cruel Intentions extra is your admin even though you've never heard of her and she's not running your instance, or you join an instance that's defederated from the rest of Mastodon. Good luck and godspeed..."
"Oh, btw, there's actually no way to tell which is which of these three choices until you've been here for several months and accumulated a couple hundred followers who know what the fuck is going on because you will NEVER know and NEVER be able to search it up..."